Through The Looking-Glass
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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via ciaratheprofessional)

didsomeonesaygeorgeharrison:

helenwheeels:

sometimes I want to be a badass rockabilly girl with red lipstick and victory rolls and tight wiggle dresses and pumps and tattoos and other times I want to be a hippie with long flowing hair that sits in fields and makes flower crowns and wears loose floral clothes and burns incense and listens to The Grateful Dead

you get me

(via urbangiantx)

the-treble:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

That shit is called a “mini” or “micro” USB (can’t tell which one it is) for a reason, too… might wanna take a look at that, buddy.

(via areyouafraidofthedark)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via diarrhea-van-frank)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via thelittlemermaidhoe)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via thelittlemermaidhoe)

gaymommy:

if you don’t think there needs to be better sex ed in school let me tell you that i almost slept with a guy from my health class until he took one look at my clit and said “ew why is your pee hole swollen like that? is that herpes?”

(Source: ryden-gg, via areyouafraidofthedark)

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